| my regrets are few ( @ 2009-05-06 22:50:00 |
| Entry tags: | acen, books, cosplay, real life |
he is no less than a stuffed man...
What, can it be? An entry of...SUBSTANCE??
SAY IT IS NOT SO.
It's so.
Hokay. So I was at the library on Monday and discovered they had the first Nightside book. Having been meaning to see what all the fuss was about over this series, checked it out. Just finished it, and I have to say I loved pretty much everything about it...except John Taylor.
When I say I loved pretty much everything else, I mean it. The setting of the Nightside has me hooked (*eyes
strangefellows*), as does the potential cast of crazy thousands. Alex, Razor Eddie, Shotgun Suzie, even those guys hiding behind shit in the Fortress--wanted to wrap them up in a package with a bow and hug them. John, on the other hand...
Maybe it's Simon's writing style for him that's ruining the character for me. He does have this habit of going on about "IT IS THE NIGHSIDE AND SO GODDAMN TERRIFYING; WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS HERE SO HOLD ON TO YOUR VALUABLES. AND INTERNAL ORGANS, HAHA." that it gets old. I'm temped to write "ALSO, WHITE COURT VAMPIRES ARE REALLY SMOKING HOT" in the margins. (Bonus points if you get that joke.)
The stuff that should feel scary just doesn't somehow. Case study: the Timeslip. Holy crap is that (in concept) a creepy fucking future. No people. Decomposing buildings. Worst use of regenerative powers EVER. And also it's ALL JOHN'S FAULT. But...I don't know, it kind of fell flat for me. Maybe knowing the spoiler of Who John's Mum Is kind of kills some of the suspense factor where that crosscuts the plot, but shouldn't a creepy postapocalyptic near future nightmare be scary even if you do know how maybe we get to that point?
And speaking of narration (which we weren't really, but go with it), John's actual dialogue reads a lot of the time like narration--so much so that sometimes I skimmed right over the quotation marks and forgot he was saying this shit out loud. I don't care if you are a hardboiled Nightside noir poster child, PEOPLE DON'T TALK LIKE THAT. And if one more freaking person "had to be in their late [age bracket] by now" I was going to gag myself with a spoon.
Tell me, oh wise f-list, because I know I've got some Nightside readers out there, will I like John more as things carry on? Am I being too nitpicky? Is the first one the worst one? Throw me a bone here, guys, because I really wanted to like this series.
(I also checked out the mega book with the first three Hawk and Fisher stories; am hoping those are better or I will be a SAD LIBRARY PANDA.)
This time tomorrow I will...hopefully be in bed, actually, given what time I have to get up to go to the airport on Friday, because in case the cosplay pictures weren't a clue, I'M GOING TO ACEN. This will put me incommunicado pretty much, where LJ is concerned, although I will be bringing my laptop and will tag if I can. On the other hand, I plan on twittering the crap out of the convention, so hopefully that will keep y'all entertained over the weekend.
I should make my sandwich for tomorrow, but will probably end up watching Much Ado on YouTube instead. Which I may be doing already.
(Or, ohgod, tell me they have Branagh as Iago on youtube. SO MUCH HOT.)
EDIT: Also, if anyone knows what I should be reading if I find myself craving Deadpool? (No, I haven't seen the movie yet, but all the Deadpool chatter has made me remember my scans_daily-spawned love.)