i am just a rolling stone...

Saw Brothers Grimm with her_xcelncy and brownidegirl tonight. Shiny, twisted fun. I still can't believe they did that to the kitty. And Matt/Heath is my new RPS candy. And there should also be Grimmcest, just because. EEE.

Saw Red Eye with the girls last weekend. Cillian Murphy is eyesex. He is just GUHOMG*DEAD*; that's the only way I can describe it. Even if I did keep figuring out things before they were actually introduced in the plot, the movie was very fun and I would see it again if only for the pleasure of Cillian's eyes on the big screen.

Cillian reminds me of Batman which reminds me that Batman Begins comes out on DVD on Oct 18th. SQUEE. *is giddy beyond words*

Er...Batman reminds me of the fic I haven't finished, but don't get out the torches and pitchforks just yet! *cowers* I'm going to try and work on it later tonight. It's not my fault that the entire plot of the last section decided to totally rewrite itself at least three times. Not my fault. At all. I would blame my Ducard!muse, but 1. he's rather giddy from conclusion of the fourth section and can't be bothered and 2. I think he'd kill me.

What else...Season one of House comes out on Tuesday along with A Beautiful Lie. *DIES FROM JOY* As a member of the Echelon, I really should put up one of those ABL e-card thingees, but I'm lazy. Oh well, not like they can kick me out.

In conclusion, I'm usually not one for these meme thingees, but this one tempted me and the results are hilarious.

The Twelve Characters Meme picked up from newredshoes

Write down the name of twelve characters, then answer the questions below the cut. Don't look at the questions until you've written down the names.

1. Draco Malfoy
2. Henri Ducard
3. Phedre
4. Alec aka 006
5. Jane Smith
6. Anakin Skywalker
7. Gregory House
8. Elphaba
9. The Raven King
10. Henry Fitzroy
11. Angel Face
12. Miho



Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
(Anakin/Angel Face) No, but now I really want to...Oh God could that be hot: Anakin's anger issues, Angel's Tyler-hero-worship and loyalty even after getting the shit kicked out of him...Could somebody write this for me please?!!! I'll make icons!!!

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
(Alec) Way hot. Hot liek whoa. Hot like could melt butter just by looking at it. Yay for evil traitorous British secret agents!

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
(Miho/Elphaba) .........*flatline*........

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
(The Raven King) No, I can't, and that makes me really sad. I haven't yet finished JS&MN, so I'm wary of stumbling onto spoilers. But there should be Raven King fic. There should.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
(Ducard/Anakin) Where do I begin...The more I think about it, it's possibly one of the most insanely perfect pairings EVER. Follow me here: Ducard needs an apprentice, a successor, a son. Anakin (Knighthood not withstanding) is still searching for a master, someone strong enough to lead him, a father-figure (and a little angry, dom pissing contest sex wouldn't hurt). Ducard wants to cleanse the rot from the world, Anakin is looking on a galactic scale. Oh, the repercussions...*drifts off to fantasy land*

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
(Jane Smith and The Raven King or Henry Fitzroy) Hm...I'm gonna have to go with Jane/Henry. She's a strong, powerful woman...who just now reminded me of Vicky Nelson. Oh yeah, she and Henry could have some fun sex. Oh yeah. *eyes glaze* Could somebody write this, too? Please?

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
(House walking in on Ducard/Miho) *twitch* He'd probably say something to the effect of "Isn't she a little young for you?" and wander off to go shag find Wilson.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
(Phedre/Henry) Oooh, this could be pretty. Okay, here goes. Henry Fitzroy is used to seeing beautiful things in court, but with the arrival of a unique gift from France, everything he thought he knew about sex, love, pain and the lines that divide them is about to change.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
(Draco/Elphaba) Erm...not that I know of, and yet now I'm tempted to read some. Damn meme.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
(House/Miho) .......Really, I'm trying people, but I can't come up with anything, except for the little part of my mind that can't stop screaming. Suggestions?

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
(Alec/Draco) Oooh, goody goody...Post-HBP, Draco is on the run (naturally), recovering from emotional wounds, and flees all the way to Cuba, where he runs into a man recovering from a more physical trauma. After plying him with the last of his sekrit stash of Russian Vodka, Alec lures Draco into bed for what pretends to be comfort but runs more along the lines of hurt.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
(Greg House) DUH!

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
(Phedre) Not that I know of, but if you do, give me a shoutout?

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
(Angel Face) I know some of you have, I've just forgotten which one(s).

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
(Ducard/Alec/Jane Smith) I don't know, but I really really REALLY hope so. Because...DAYUM. That would be hot.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
(Henry Fitzroy) Um, raised a good Catholic, so..."Sweet Mother of God!"

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
(Elphaba) ...well, that's a little redundant

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
(Draco/Anakin/Miho) Warnings: BDSM, bloodplay, dubious consent

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
(Henri to Henry) "I don't suppose you'd be interested in an older man?" HAHAHAHAHA *wins at life*

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
(Jane Smith) I think that would have to be astolat's little one shot of shiny doom.



Well, that was way too much fun. Hope y'all were as entertained as I was.